Sunday 29 January 2012

Out with the Old, in with the New

Decided it was time to revamp 'Les Girls' wardrobe a bit so have got some larger sized rubber and PVC skirts and corsets to give that womanly shape. Might get some butt-pads too so  slutty-girls can have boobs AND booty. One of my thoughtful subs got me a 7-speed Magic wand massager that is great fun to use.  Also on order are some new electro steel plugs and corona caps. Will upload some pics of me and the boys and toys as and when I use them.
Sub M seems to be behaving now since he had lashings of the tongue and cane variety. I only had to dish out 12 moderate strokes this week with the rattan  (just to keep his behaviour in check, not for any infractions.). Met some nice new, polite and genuine subs this week.  It is always a pleasure to play with appreciative and receptive people. As ever, the time-wasters ring and email, although I must admit that the prevalence of these has diminished over the years as my inbuilt instinct to 'spoil their fun' has been honed to perfection.

Sunday 22 January 2012

Shopping and punishing.

I love shopping but find I get very bored in the normal high street shops unless it is a nice stylish leather boot or shoe shop.  I went to Camden Market and it is changing.  The thigh-boot shops seem to be declining, probably as rents rise. New Rocks still aplenty and the good old goth shops abound but some of the stuff is tat at vastly inflated prices. Fairy Gothmother seems to have disappeared   Black Rose has halved in size. The fetish shop in the main drag is long gone.

My sub, slave M is a gem, very reliable, loyal, devoted andmostly just gets on with the jobs without messing about to incur more punishments, however he is such a moody sulker. This is mainly because he is jealous of other subs, perves at me and wants his oats but Yours Truly is having none of it! He knew he was in for it after a major sulk of epic proportions over some silly nonsense (as per usual). Maybe he  acts-up to get himself in hot water? Who know's? But enough was enough.  After holding it down and ignoring him, my temper erupted and I gave him a major dressing down.  He was told he would be dismissed if it carried on and ordered to leave the studio for 3 hours whilst I saw to a sub and that he was 'in for it' when he returned.  He returned very sheepish and cold.  Hurrah.  He was strapped down over the gynae couch to stop his 'St Vitus Dancing' and given a blistering cold caning with a dragon on the bare.12 hard strokes which left welts and weals.  This adjusted the attitude dramatically and he is once again sweet and obliging. Any further infractions and spoilt-brat behaviour will result in 24 of my very best with the dragon.

Monday 16 January 2012

                                                  
    Tart Cards_16These cards were some of my earliest memories of  BDSM and somewhere in my loft are my old cards. Now that dates me!  Prior to this I remember wonky old hand-written postcards in Poland Street etc  announcing that: 'Old chair-bottoms could be caned and recaned' or a 'TV and Wardrobe' was for sale along with the non-exotic 'French-polishing'.  I knew what 'Miss Stern ' and her strict correction lessons' were but I actually thought there was also a small furniture renovation industry in Soho, until my worldlier gay bosom-buddy enlightened me. In hindsight and in view of the current everything instantly available on demand Internet advertising, these funny little cards stand out as unique, a depiction of  the zeitgeist of those times. They were bawdy, amusing, kitsch, camp and intruiging  and I was compelled to pore over them, wondering what the hell was behand these odd little adverts.   having some inkling, no real insight,but making a vague connection to the 'Exchange & Mart' ads for discipline equipment, lurid expose's in the NoTW  et al and the Forum and Bizarre mags. These esoteric little announcements were clearly for those in-the-know. Subsequently I met a real 'Lady of the night' and bits of the jigsaw fell into place.
    My minder/driver used to be a vice-carder for the great and the good and the not so good.  Our combined stories of mad maids, crazy carders and dullally dommes and of course, the  visitors,  should be recorded for prosperity. (Names changed for discretion and to protect the guilty of course,in this age of  lawsuits and gagging-clauses)



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                      Tiny temper

                      Well, so far okay, apart from my fudging the image uploading, inserting random nonsense.  I will be uploading some pictures of sessions and some of new pieces of kit I have got and never bothered to capture on camera at some stage. I might get to like this blogging thing and go o.t.t.!  Now 02.37 a.m. UK time and wide awake.  I had a great session today (actually yesterday) with Fido the wanker.  He is an utter dog-doo, one of my oldest most loyal subs and a source of great amusement to my circle of subs and friends, which appeals to his love of humiliation. I am musing over what to buy this year for the studio and I keep debating whether to replace my gyn chair for a more imposing type with a steel tray and cut-outs.  I have got rid of some things, the place was getting ridiculously cluttered.  A couple of the larger, lesser-used items of furniture went into storage- if I ever have a larger premises then can utilise them, but with space at a premium I can only have practical items.  Whoever thought BDSM items would be called  'practical'?!! I am also debating whether to lose the bondage bed, although it is good for those with back problems and of course, for overnight stays. 
                      Am hoping this year to do some more great sessions with my lovely Irish friend, Mistress Tara aka Mindplay Mistress of Heathrow. I was not so available last year generally as had so much personal stuff going on but I have an indomitable spirit and bounce back.
                      Well adieu and t.t.f.n.

                      MC

                      Starting a blog, watch this space

                      Hi all, this year I have decided to do a blog.  Many subs were lamenting that I never say much or update my news page on my site.  Well I guess I'm a bit of an enigma at times, not much of a BDSM forum poster or Twitter fan (wish I had the time on my hands!) but sometimes I am inspired to say stuff and express myself so here I am. I will be adding some photos from time to time of anything of interest to me which you may find amusing, enjoyable, interesting or annoying. Hopefully all of those! Am sure it will be wonky, unprofessional and rather cobbled together until I get my head round how it works but hey-ho.....
                      Happy New Year -(I think the Mayan prophecies about the world ending in 2012 to be: when utter met crap.)